Bon Jovi Immortalized in Plastic

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It may be 20 years too late, but the list of hair metal heroes you’ve taken home just got a half a Jovi longer, as frontman Jon Bon Jovi and guitarist Richie Sambora are now available as action figures. Joining such illustrious company as Kiss and Mötley Crüe in the McFarlane Toys’ line of pintsize, plasticine celebrities. But wait. No (drummer) Tico Torres? No (keyboardist) David Bryan?

Other questions this raises: Why is the Beyoncé Knowles Barbie white? Where did all of Raven‘s fat go? And when is a Sanjaya doll coming out?

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