Fashion Week: Show Roundup!

So many shows! Have you been enjoying yourselves? We certainly have. Let's catch you up:

Betsey Johnson

After an abundance of shows with hundreds of sullen, serious faces dotting the runways and seats, it was refreshing to attend an energetic, vaguely trashy show where models bound down the runways with lunchpails and balloons and a rogue man-pirate came out to pinch the girlies on their behinds and throw gold coins at Mickey Boardman (who, seated at his front row table, looked like the awkward portly uncle attending his niece's tea party). The attendees went crazy trying to snatch all the complimentary Betsey Johnson underwear in the gift bags in their vicinity and Kelly Osbourne and Amy Lee shared cupcakes and lollypops in the front row.