Leave Batman Alone
Oct. 27 2008, Published 7:07 a.m. ET
• Sounds bad: Christian Bale has asked for privacy following charges filed against him by his family. For the record, Bale was accused of verbal assault, which we like to think of as a good method of persuasion.
• So killer!: A convicted murderer endorsed Barack Obama for president before being executed, saying he was death row's "best bet." Obama says the death penalty should be reserved "only the most heinous crimes," like, oh we don't know, being Ashley Dupré?
- Travis Kelce's Ex Begs Taylor Swift Fans to 'Leave Me Alone' Ahead of Singer's Double Album Drop: 'Everyone Has a Breaking Point'
- J Lo Wanted Former Co-Star Ryan Guzman to 'Pretend' He Was Single to Promote Their Thriller, Says His Model Ex
- Taylor Swift's Ex Joe Alwyn Slammed After Singer Hints He Cheated on 'TTPD'
• Don't rub a bear the wrong way: Or they'll maul and eat two men, as they recently did in Russia, where they apparently lack adequate coverage of our ursine pals.
WE'RE PRETTY SURE THERE'S MORE: Mariah on the road; a sad Brit; and 50's nacho bitch, Taco Bell!