Jolie's Barr Brawl
Oct. 27 2008, Published 7:07 a.m. ET
MUCKRAKED Jolie, Barr (inset) • Blogging head: Roseanne Barr takes to her blog to attack Angelina Jolie for being an undecided voter: "miss jolie says she likes mccain too and hasn't decided who to endorse....huh? Aren't you supposed to be somewhat enlightened, or do you not know that the african daughter you hold in every picture had parents who suffered and died because of the republican party's worldwide economic assault on africa over the last few decades since reagan? whaaaa...??????!!!!" Also, she calls a Jon Voight a "used tampon." Oh Roseanne, sometimes we fall in love with you all over again.
• Oh God Yes: The California Supreme Court has unanimously ruled that doctors cannot refuse to provide medical treatment to gays or lesbians because of religious beliefs. God, it just makes you feel great to think that this is something that a court needs to rule on.
• Halfsies: Cindy McCain has a secret half sister. She's a Democrat and she's pissed. First, dad gave all the cash to Cindy, and now that skinny bitch claims to be an only child.
- A-List Clientele: Jennifer Aniston and Sandra Bullock Spotted at Plastic Surgery Office Known for 'Facial Rejuvenation and Rhinoplasty'
- Health Scare: Arnold Schwarzenegger, 76, Reveals He Received 'Machine Part' Pacemaker After THREE Open-heart Surgeries
- Pay Up! Nicki Minaj and Her Husband Kenneth Petty Ordered to Pay 6-Figure Sum to Security Guard
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