Pretty Lady Feeds Pretty Baby From Pretty Boobie On Cover Of Pretty Magazine

• The Dow closed at 8579. According to a random survey of our friends who have such a thing, your 401(k) has probably lost more than 1/3rd of its value in the last month.

• Sarah Palin's office turned down a request for Alaska to recognize National Coming Out Day on October 11.

• Alaskan First Dude gives statement in TrooperGate: "Todd Palin talked with over a dozen state officials, many of them repeatedly, in his crusade to get a state trooper fired whom he considered to be a bad cop, a dishonest person and a threat to the Palin family."

• New cheap Apple laptops coming next week! Or is this the MacBook Brick? We have no idea!

• Here is the man named "West Virginia's Hottest Bachelor this year by Cosmopolitan" totally naked. It is NSWF!

• John McCain pissed off another black guy.

• Angelina Jolie is apparently breastfeeding on the cover of the November W magazine. We looked high and low for the image to no avail, so we're just gonna go pure SEO on this one: Angelina Jolie breasts, Angelina Jolie boobs, Angelina Jolie boobies, Angelina Jolie baby breastfeed, the miracle of a mother's ability to provide sustenance to her child, Angelina Jolie hooters, Angelina Jolie nipple breast babies breastfeeding topless. Okay, traffic, do your thing!