Angel Makes Diaz Disappear
Oct. 27 2008, Published 7:07 a.m. ET
TOP, MAGICIAN Not-Cameron Diaz, Angel, Lohan (inset)
• The magic's gone: Criss Angel, apparently moving on from Cameron Diaz, is seen making time with Lindsay Lohan.
• Mmm, delicious dry wit: Conan O'Brien jokingly expresses his outrage over not being asked to help write The Simpsons movie.
• Mothra?: A Japanese nuclear power plant is leaking radioactive waste, providing a whole new generation of Japanese children a chance to be terrified by giant spiders/lizards/moths—that or it's a publicity stunt for J.J. Abrams's new movie.
• Good times: After Harry Reid makes grouchy senators stay up all night, the Washington Post recalls a much more eventful all-nighter from '88, when Robert Byrd ordered the arrest of any absentees—Bob Packwood (R-OR) was carried back to the Senate chamber screaming by capitol police.