A Cheney-Radiohead Mashup
Oct. 27 2008, Published 7:07 a.m. ET
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What a creep: One can only imagine what wickedness is going through Dick Cheney's mind in this captured moment.
• Diary of a mad blonde woman: Anna Nicole's diaries are going up for auction. Among them, these unpunctuated gems: "If Jesus desides to take him J. Howard Marshall II I dont no what I'll do. I love him so much it hurts me to site and watch him when hes hurting I just want to hold him touch him let him no how much I care."
- A-List Clientele: Jennifer Aniston and Sandra Bullock Spotted at Plastic Surgery Office Known for 'Facial Rejuvenation and Rhinoplasty'
- Health Scare: Arnold Schwarzenegger, 76, Reveals He Received 'Machine Part' Pacemaker After THREE Open-heart Surgeries
- Pay Up! Nicki Minaj and Her Husband Kenneth Petty Ordered to Pay 6-Figure Sum to Security Guard
• Enviro grudge match: Long-winded John Kerry and bloviator Newt Gingrich will meet to debate global warming.
• Afraid of getting Waterworlded: Kevin Costner is suing a music promotion company that reneged on a contract with his Kevin Costner Band.
• Rinse and piss: A British dentist is in trouble for urinating into his surgery sink and using his tools to clean his fingernails and ears.