Nic Cage's Hair Worse Than His Acting

Quick, who's the lamest actor in the world? You're right! It is Nic Cage. Exactly what I was thinking. And pretty much exactly what film critics who had the displeasure of watching Cage in this weekend's Bangkok Dangerous were thinking. The remake of a 1999 Thai movie called, what do you know?, Bangkok Dangerous is holding steady at 10 percent on RottenTomatoes, but the small number of reviews seem to indicate that it wasn't widely screened for reviewers (or it was and they just didn't want to see it).