Can't somebody introduce her to Moby?

wow. that's obnoxious. why don't you guys give her a break? she's a person too.

Only someone who has lead for a brain, morally corrupt and has their nose deeply entrenched in angie's ass would pen this article. To give angie, the tranny with the worst body in HW, the most beautiful, fertile and philantropic woman in the world?!? This assuptions denotes someone who his/her view of beauty and good deed is as fake, ugly and corrupt as PHOTOSHOPPED PICTURES/ MOVIES, TAKING FROM THE POOR AND GIVING TO THE RICH, KISSING AND SHAKING YOUR HAND AND BACK STABING YOU, CALLING BACK WHITE, etc. At the end of the day it's ALL FAKE, JUST LIKE BRAD & ANGIE. I don't know which is more sad, that you and all other media outlets knows this but you pretend or ignore it for money/sales/ you've been bought/ or you actually believe in the hype and are morally corrupted like many others who lives for the moment. Whatever the case, undeserved pain of others should never be laughed and mocked at bcuz you consider the person responsible for that pain beautiful, feritile and philantropic (a fake one at that).
Life is full of trials and triumps, everyone gets theirs at some point.

HILARIOUS!!! If this is actually in print, I will pee my pants. As far as the psycho LAW OF KARMA, have you ever thought that this IS aniston's karma?

Jen's trials is not karma, she's just going through trials like everyone in life will at some point. In time, Jen will overcome hers, I hope she believes in God and hold on to Him. A trial in life comes in many forms and can happen at any age and to anyone throughout our lifetime. Trials can be;

1. Death of a loved one or self.
2. Illness, any type and terminal or long-term
3. Ones offspring/children when they turned out bad. They may end up in
prison on death row/for life, addict, psycho in mental ward, murders on the
loose etc. Then being childless is a blessing, we see it happen everyday.
Bradgelina have that to look forward to, GUARANTEED!!
4. Sudden Poverty.
5. In Bradgelina's case and according to one of her tattoos "what nourish me?
Also kills me" and that is FAME, GREED, MONEY AND IDOLATORY OF ALL
THINGS EVIL.
I guarantee you that she and brad will surely go through one or more of these trials on this list. Now, karma is the payback trials you get for the evil you do unto others especially without cause, which you and the people who mocks and dump on Jen bcuz her ex cheated and left her for a ho and is living an adulterous life with the ho. You rejoiced in it and think Jen deserved it bcuz the ho is beautiful. Enjoy your trials when it hits.

Dear Radar;
When your teenage acne clears up, Aunt Jenny promises to have a long talk with you about sex. Assuming that you like girls then, since you seem to favor tranny men now. For the time being, here's a few tidbits to tide you over about women;
1) having two babies with IVF and one with clear developmental problems does not make you "the most fertile woman alive". It does, however, give you saggy tits, stretch marks, and spider veins. Methinks that if you saw "the most gorgeous woman" naked and unairbrushed, you'd wish for Aunt Jenny.
2) making 20 million dollars a year and giving away a few is not philanthropy, it is tax relief. travelling the world and having your picture taken is not philanthropy, it is PR + a vacation. However, giving head to every loser with your god given blow job lips IS philanthropy.
3) Did you know your mother named you after the geeky loser Radar on MASH? Well, now you do.
4) Aunt Jenny has problems, but not with players or stereotypical femme fatales. Her problem is with a media that assumes she wants to settle down with babies instead of making funny movies and sitting on beaches with a dirty margarita and her latest booty call.

Love, Aunt Jenny

/From us over at female first Angelina Jolie Brad Pitt section.