didn't this "pervert" give you guys 5 million so you could jump into the snark pool? I'm all for strict standards of journalism and reporting on the criminal doings and punishments of a clearly off-kilter and lonely man, but the adjectives you lard and tart him up with every time he comes up are, well, it's all just a bit unseemly, hey, kind of like the man and the website he helped start!

I mean, did he make you massage him, Radar?, he did, didn't he!? That bastard! And since that was in 2005, Miss Shah was only 16! Call him a perv all you want, do it for MIss Shah, it's only right!

hey yo, might want to dial it back on the crazy juice a bit. don't think anyone knows what the fuck you're talking about, as usual.

aye aye sailor! I do love me some crazy juice though.
Was just playing a little devils advocate for that jerk billionaire, no biggie!
But hey summer hours and leaving work early! WHEEEEE!
Ships ahoy, sailor!