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  • The latest chemical substance that appears to have reached the tipping point among Manhattan's high-powered—and often health-conscious—creative types seems to be a hydrogenated version of oxygen, stored in a plastic bottle from which it is then consumed. Some people even indulge during their workouts! Heard anything? Drop us a line.

    • By Alex Balk   08/12/08 1:00 PM
    File Under: Pop, Trendz
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    HA HA HA! A joke about water that requires (some) high school chemistry to truly enjoy! HA! HA!

    Seriously... my 8th grade science teacher called-- he wants his joke back. He also wants to look up your teenager's skirt.

    Posted by: Jamie Lynn Snears on August 12, 2008 1:10 PM

    I think you're making fun of someone.

    Posted by: Conbon on August 12, 2008 1:19 PM

    Keep your eyes on your own page, Mr. Balk.

    Posted by: KarenUhOh on August 12, 2008 1:26 PM

    However, now that you've mentioned it, I acquired some of this substance, frozen, at cost, from a boutique in the Tri-State Area, which I then consumed in a tall glass of amber liquid while reading side-by-side articles about the trend in Glamour.

    Posted by: KarenUhOh on August 12, 2008 1:31 PM

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    what, no klonopin?

    Posted by: sailor on August 12, 2008 1:42 PM

    I hear all the cool kids store it in their freezers...

    Posted by: westvillager on August 12, 2008 1:44 PM

    Mr Balk, this made me register to comment... I have not much to say apart from hahahaha I'm thirsty. Bye!

    Posted by: pufflehuff on August 12, 2008 4:04 PM

    pssst...try the stuff with the bubbles, they'll tickle your nose.

    Posted by: SarahHeartburn on August 12, 2008 4:27 PM

    Water?

    Balk, I'm THIRSTY, not DIRTY.

    Posted by: Hez on August 12, 2008 4:34 PM