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Country of One Billion Finally Manages to Produce One Measly Medal

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A SHOOTABLE BOY Bindra (Photo: Getty Images)
A hearty congratulations to New Dehli's very own Abhinav Bindra! The 25-year-old CEO of a computer-games equipment company became India's first-ever individual gold medalist after winning the 10-meter air-rifle competition in Beijing. For his efforts, Bindra has been awarded a "free, lifetime rail pass to travel in a first-class air-condition compartment" by the Minister of Railways, as well as $62,500 in cash from the Board of Control for Cricket. "This will give great passion and encouragement to all the sportsmen in this country," a proud 20-year-old citizen tells the Wall Street Journal. Especially gravity-challenged body builder Aditya Dev!.

India is gunning to host the summer games in 2020, though the common refrain in the group of former Subcontinent residents with whom I watched the Opening Ceremonies is that there's no way in hell they'll be able to top the Chinese, CGI or not.

And once again my people fill me with that particular self-loathing only other scrawny, clumsy, spectacle-wearing Indian kids can understand. Ima go hang myself with my sari, nice knowing you all.

Posted by: jolie on August 11, 2008 5:23 PM

What? A lot can happen in train cars. I saw Risky Business.

Bindra the Killer Pimp FTW!

Posted by: Hez on August 11, 2008 8:55 PM

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