Education, shmeducation—where should you go to school if you want to get paid? The answer, according to Forbes, is Dartmouth College! The average Big Green alum makes $134,000 annually 10 to 20 years out of school, edging out Princeton grads, who take home $131,000. Clearly, Forbes forgot to survey this writer, a Dartmouth alum who barely gets his subway fare and milk money paid for by Radar.

The top 10 follows:

1) Dartmouth ($134,000)
2) Princeton ($131,000)
3) Stanford ($129,000)
4) Yale ($126,000)
4) (tie) MIT ($126,000)
6) Harvard ($124,000)
7) UPenn ($120,000)
8) Notre Dame ($116,000)
9) Polytechnic University of NY, Brooklyn ($114,000)
9) Worcester Polytechnic Institute ($114,000)

Anyone who tells you it doesn't matter that you went to public school is lying: UC Berkeley is the only public university to crack the top 20. [Via Ivygate]