• Best way to make friends in L.A.: Audrina Patridge from The Hills admits on her personal website that she was approached by producers and asked to befriend Lauren Conrad to be on the show. Are these admissions still surprising?

• What UN Sanctions?: Iran announced that it has tested a new weapon that can sink ships 200 miles away. This comes two days after a deadline expired for Iran to respond to incentives in exchange for a promise to curb its uranium enrichment.

• Taking notes from Italian Vogue: Tyra Banks will dress up as Michelle Obama for the cover of Harper's Bazaar in September. Might we expect Michelle Obama to hit the catwalk modeling lingerie in this season's Victoria Secret fashion show?

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• More Porn!: Billionaire playboy Mark Cuban says there isn't enough easily accessible nudity "that contributes to the subject matter" on the Internet. And Mr. Skin doesn't contribute?

• Let's be Realistic: A possible Jackson Five reunion could happen next month at BMI's Urban Awards. All brothers except for Michael have confirmed their attendance so far.

• The Living Dead: A man who was presumed dead after a Colorado flood in 1976 was found living in Oklahoma. And by living, we mean as a zombie. Like everyone else in Oklahoma.