For those guys who still insist on wondering: No, you do not have a chance in hell in landing Adriana Lima. The Victoria's Secret Brazilian bombshell is happy to report to Radar that her "engagement [to the Minnesota Timberwolves' Mark Jaric] is going very well. I'm very happy!" Then she trailed off, something about wedding plans and her mom and God knows what else—we kinda spaced out, to be honest. It's here on our notes somewhere, though.

Lima was on hand at the Herald Square store in Manhattan this morning to help launch Supermodel Obsessions, a new line of panties and assorted finery for VS. Naturally—and a tad disgustingly—Lima was the actual object of obsession, with hordes of men panting and screaming for the young Brazilian outside the window. "Do you hear them?" Lima laughed and waved over Radar's shoulder. Yes, yes we do.

Still, we got to talking (such is our charm!): How about the worst of the worst ... the grossest pickup line you've heard, Adriana?

"The worst pick up attempt ever was when I was on a plane traveling and the guy next to me wanted to pay me to have an afternoon lunch date with me. How does he have the gall to do that? I called the flight attendant and said he's not being a gentlemen. She dealt with him," the model smirked to us. In hindsight, we expected much, much worse. Lucky girl!

Lima wasn't the only stunner in the room, thankfully (supermodels!). Newly minted angel Doutzen Kroes was looking lovely in the other corner, just waiting to talk to us. Us!

So how about early loves, Ms. Kroes? "I always went over the top when I liked the guys! I would send flowers and love notes," the lovely blonde dished. "I'm sure they're laughing now, because they're like 'Oh, shoot!' But this was when I was 13. Men now send me flowers, and I like it that way," she laughed.

Got that? Lima's out, but Kroes likes flowers. Get to work, fellas.