• False advertising: In a bizarro new ad launched last night, John McCain offered his congratulations to Barack Obama, saying "Tomorrow, we'll be back at it. But tonight senator, job well done."

• Insecure: Sources say MSNBC ego Keith Olbermann is threatening to quit if the network doesn't provide him with more security for the upcoming Republican National Convention.

• Day in court: At the Hague court today, former Bosnian Serb leader Radovan Karadzic will be asked to enter his plea to charges of genocide and charges against humanity.

CLICK HERE, IT'S EASY: Oprah cries; Homer Simpson probed; and a baby elephant!

• Lashing out: Oprah Winfrey says "I cried my eyelashes off," so touched was she by Obama's speech last night.

• Toilet humor: Homer Simpson gets screened for colon cancer, and his doctor finds some surprises up there, in an animated bit on the "Stand Up for Cancer" fundraiser airing next week.

• All's well: Happy Friday! Watch as a baby elephant is rescued from a well in Sri Lanka. Baby elephants!