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When Grizzly Bears Attack

Can you get enough bear coverage? No, you cannot. To sate your ursine frenzy, we offer you this example of, uh, ursine frenzy. This morning's Today Show brings the terrible story of a teen mauled by a bear and the brave folks who saved her. Damn you, grizzlies! We liked you so much better when you were just rubbing up against things.

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Can Choire post about monkeys next please please oh please I'll never send you an insane email again please please I'm totally lying I would never deprive you of the joy of getting my insane emails but I promise I'll be your biggest fan oh wait I already am but still yes please on the monkeys thanks Balk!

Posted by: jolie on July 1, 2008 12:38 PM

I wasn't, like, mauled or anything, but Curious George now tells me I bore him.

Posted by: KarenUhOh on July 1, 2008 12:42 PM

And then Yogi Bear called me a Boob.

Posted by: KarenUhOh on July 1, 2008 12:43 PM

Radar needs more posts about grizzly bears. MANY more. Consider my ursine frenzy sated. I mean, really sated.

Posted by: chickenalaking on July 1, 2008 12:53 PM

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I can bearly contain my excitement on this grizzly coverage.

Posted by: moneycashhos on July 1, 2008 1:21 PM

@moneycashhos: I bet monkey coverage would drive a lot of traffic. You should suggest it to Balk, who I hear has a MAGNIFICENT HEAD OF HAIR AND IS A KIND AND GRACIOUS LEADER LOVED AND RESPECTED BY ALL WHO TOIL UNDER HIM.

Posted by: jolie on July 1, 2008 3:06 PM


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