Are the white people of New York City ready for their trips to the Hamptons today? Sure they is! And what can they expect? Well, fast, $200,000 cars, as in this, the most awesome video ever made!

And incredibly lame surf, as in this also totally awesome video!

A 13-35! (That is the Fire Department code for "house fire" in progress!)

The incredibly boring dismantling of a water tower!

Dumb Europeans listening to gay music driving around your town with videocameras in their hands!

ENJOY, WHITE PEOPLE!