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Southampton's $27 Vodka Soda

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New Yorkers have a million reasons why they shouldn't celebrate the 4th of July weekend out on the eastern fringes of Long Island: the horrendous traffic, the surplus of horrendous bankers, the fact that the locals (yes, people actually live there year-round) don't want you to visit, the possibility of being run over outside a nightclub by an egomaniacal, SUV-driving peroxide blond publicist, the possibility of being perved on by Hamptons resident and Christie Brinkley ex Peter Cook, just to name a few. But here's the most compelling reason to stay home: not having to spend the cost of an entire restaurant meal on a single beverage.

Food blog Eater got its hands on a receipt for a single bottle of water and a single Ketel One and soda from Nello Summertimes in Southampton. The tab? A staggering $48.88. That's $18 bucks for the bottle of water, and a mind-blowing $27 for the vodka soda. (Beer goes for $20 a bottle, as does the cheapest glass of wine.)

At least now we know where restauranteur Nello Balan got the money to pay off Page Six for favorable coverage.

Comments

I trashed Nello Summertime 2 years ago on Tripadvisor after a memorably awful night there which left me shocked and traumatized for weeks. I still can't believe people pay for deliberately bad service and inedible food, all the while Nello is watching the chaos completely unconcerned!

Posted by: zaydoun on July 4, 2008 11:11 AM

They do know that people buy liters of Grey Goose from the package store for less than 18 bucks? Alot of them have money and figure of what the hell live hit up. 10 years later they a broker than Evander Holyfield and Ed McMan

Posted by: dasandman on July 4, 2008 8:22 PM

Though Nello in Manhattan is chaotic, it's always well-run and the food consistently good. Nello Southampton is chaotic, over-crowded with the worst sort of social-wannabees, has bad food, bad and careless service and is shockingly overpriced for what amounts to an infuriating experience.

Most restaurants and bars live and die by word-of-mouth. It amazes me after all of the consistently crap service and overpriced food and chaotic atmosphere that somehow people still turn out to Nello Southampton. Could it be that there is always a crowd of new, unsuspecting wannabees - or are they just that stupid that they'll continually put up with such a terrible experience?

Posted by: JamesH on July 6, 2008 2:54 PM

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