Hot off the press release press, here's some fascinating information about a brand-new project from one of the Internet's favorite people:

Daytime host, best selling author and pet lover Rachael Ray launches a new line of super premium dog food and treats called Rachael Ray(TM) Nutrish. Ray's proceeds from each sale will be donated to support Rachael's Rescue ( www.rachaelsrescue.org ), which is dedicated to helping at-risk animals through adoption, medical care and educational programs, along with training and outreach initiatives.

Rachael Ray Nutrish includes two varieties of all natural dog food featuring real meat as the first ingredient -- Real Chicken and Veggies and Real Beef and Brown Rice. There are no by-products, fillers, artificial flavors or preservatives; and each recipe contains:

The thing goes on, and if you're dying to know you can read the rest here. As for us, this is about the point in the post where we'd toss in the one-liner, but I like to think that, as a community here at Radar, we have too much respect for each other to go for the very obvious "how could they tell" bit, or, even worse, some tiresome variation on an olive oil joke, so I think we're just going to step away and let you guys finish this one off on your own. In your head. Silently. Work for you? Great. See you at the next item.

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