He once killed a man without getting out of shower. Targets have been known to line up outside his door, begging to be offed. The wives of his victims have pleasured themselves to snuff films of his work.

He is the Most Interesting Hit Man In The World.

"Stay bloodthirsty, my friends!"

You can try here and here. It looks like they're just spambots that cue in on murdery words, much like penis spam cues in on penisy words, with same amount of truth in advertising. Sorry Choire, you'll have to take care of Balk some other way.

OK, that attempt at html linking did not work out. How about this

http://tinyurl.com/6hsjzq
http://tinyurl.com/6zpmhq