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Matthew McConaughey is Toking All the Way to the Bank

When did Matthew McConaughey's life cross over into full-blown parody?

It's hard to pinpoint the exact date, but it's probably sometime between the time he was arrested for playing bongo drums in the nude in the middle of the night outside his home in Austin, Texas, and the day he decided to mail it in as an actor and instead move to the beach in an RV, work out shirtless all morning, smoke pot all afternoon, and knock up his Brazilian girlfriend in the evening.

Anyway, McConaughey is attempting to recreate the carefree existence of being Matthew McConaughey with his latest cinematic offering, Surfer, Dude. Waves, weed, women—it's got it all. In fact, as far as we can tell, this is more a theme park ride than a movie—for $10 bucks, you're effectively getting a day in the life of McConaughey, not access to any singular artistic vision. And we're the first to admit that a day in the dude's life seems pretty damn good.

Before you take Abs McFlatstomach to task for coasting, though, keep this in mind: he actually produced the whole thing himself, via his new company, j.k. livin' (lowercase his, of course. Bros don't capitalize.) [Via NYM]

Maybe I'm paranoid, but I think that markleng may be trying to deceive me.

Posted by: peterd on July 22, 2008 7:16 AM

Wow markleng! I've always wondered were rich married celebs go to find anonomous extramarital sex so we can all find out.

Posted by: ladyli1 on July 22, 2008 11:22 AM

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