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Madonna's Proactive Approach to Baby-Making

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What is it with Madonna and Latin baseball players? While the singer denies that she and the Dominican-born Alex Rodriguez ever consummated their relationship (though the stripper-loving Yankee supposedly referred to her as his "soul mate"), Cuban-born former slugger Jose Canseco now fills Us Weekly in on the details of his fling with the Material Girl back in 1991.

It's rather bizarre. According to Canseco, Madonna tried to seduce him at her house in the Hollywood Hills simply because she wanted his Cuban seed for a baby. (This despite the fact that Canseco was married at the time and says he barely knew her.) Let's go to the transcript:

Us: That was her intention, to have a child with you?
JC: Yeah, I'm Cuban and she wanted a Cuban child.
Us: And she barely knew you at this point.
JC: She didn't.
Us: So she was interested in your genes.
JC: Yeah, I'm Cuban, 6-foot-3, athletic, built.
Us: At that first meeting at the Hollywood Hills, what happened? How was she?
JC: She brought me up to her room and turned on Truth or Dare and showed me the masturbation scene and asked me what I thought about it.
Us: What did you say?
JC: I didn't really know what to say. You have to remember I was very young at the time, and I was very intimidated.

They ended up kissing a little, but Canseco claims it stopped there.

Before passing off the unreliable claim as a product of Canseco's fervid imagination (or as an attempt to piss of Rodriguez, whom he says once tried to sleep with his wife), recall that cross-dressing former basketball star Dennis Rodman recounted a similar encounter with Madonna in his autobiography, Bad As I Wanna Be. During their four-month fling back in 1996, Rodman says Madonna called him from New York while he was playing craps in Vegas and demanded that he drop everything and go knock her up. "I picked up the phone and Madonna was like, 'I'm ovulating, I'm ovulating. Get your ass up here,'" he writes. So naturally, he left the game, "flew five hours to New York and did my thing," and then flew back to the casino to finish his game.

Thankfully, the impregnation session was ultimately fruitless.

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Posted by: reunionpi on July 10, 2008 6:14 PM

nothing gets me hot like a discussion of tax liens.

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