• How Rude!: Gossip Girl ads continue to twist stiff-collared parents' panties in a bunch. "Mind-blowingly inappropriate" it may be, but are we really going to harsh on a shirtless Chace Crawford?

• Sweatin' with some oldies: Richard Simmons is slated to testify before Congress about expanding physical education in public schools. As for his attire, expect a suit and tie. Says Simmons, "That's right. No dolphin shorts and tank top."

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• Make it work: Project Runway Season 4 winner Christian Siriano has just released his line on Bluefly.com. Unsurprisingly, there are enough puffed sleeves and leather paneling to outfit an entire nation of hot tranny messes. But, thank God, no dolphin shorts.

• Tasteless, sexist, and porny, oh my!: Minnesota senator Norm Coleman's newest campaign ad targets rival Al Franken with three doughy men and a joke about bowling.

• How romantic: Don't expect a hoopla when Barneys creative director Simon Doonan marries his partner Jonathan Adler this September. Says Doonan of the upcoming affair, "It's more like paying a parking ticket."

• Mascot hatin': The Beijing Olympics mascots (Beibei, Jingjing, Huanhuan, Yingying, Nini—which, when said together means "Beijing Beijing welcomes welcomes you you") are sort of lame. Same as it ever was.