As far as we, or most anyone else, know Angelina Jolie's babies remained defiantly in her belly at the end of this holiday weekend. But both a supposedly 70-year-old woman and a Chinese panda that survived the earthquake both managed to pop out their own sets of twins. Oh yeah, and that man even delivered a baby of his very own!

So what gives, Ange? An Indian woman claiming to be 70 years old gives birth to a boy and a girl via Caesarian section, and you keep us waiting? The woman underwent IVF in hopes of producing a male heir, but you get what God's drugs offer.

Also, a Chinese panda who was relocated after that country's devastating earthquake gave birth to twins via the normal way pandas give birth. (Click here to witness the miracle of panda life narrated in Chinese.)

And then there's Thomas Beatie, once a woman and now a man, who squirted out a healthy baby girl. C'mon, Angie. We're beginning to think you're not even trying.