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< BACK TO Fresh Intelligence Dane Cook's Terrible Comedy Drives Our Nation's Youth To Lives Of CrimeFour teens from the hardscrabble town of Litchfield, Connecticut, have entered guilty pleas to "a three-town crime spree that authorities say was inspired by a joke by [alleged] comedian Dane Cook. [T]he teens smashed mail boxes at 14 homes in Norfolk, Colebrook and Winsted and threw rocks through some windows [and] the crimes escalated to two home invasions. Officials say the defendants were enacting a joke Cook made on an HBO special about committing a 'B&E,' or breaking and entering." God, it's bad enough that kids are actually listening to Dane Cook, let alone using him as inspiration. What's next for these young punks, stealing? 
normally, i'd use this as a unqualified rant opportunity against one of my most hated products of the internet, but everyone else already hates this assbag and he only appreciates the fact that one someone else is paying attention. go away, you turd. Posted by: sailor on July 25, 2008 3:43 PM kids today need to get better taste... Posted by: dyinggiraffe on July 25, 2008 4:59 PM Fucking kids these days couldn't spell B & E if you gave them the B and the E. I also have it on good authority that Dane Cook is neither Danish nor a culinary professional. What up the fuck with that? Posted by: Hez on July 29, 2008 5:19 AM Advertisement |
    
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