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Retard Prez On Sexy Man On Man European Tour

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The few remaining Americans paying attention just giggled in unison this morning:
"Your eminence, you're looking good," Bush told the pope shortly after arriving at the Vatican, launching the leaders' third visit together.
Good Pope Ratzi was touring the American warlord through the Vatican gardens today when this sort of sexy Brokeback moment took place. James Wolcott was right: George Bush did make everyone gay! Our prez has just now arrived in France, where he will first feel up and then compliment French President Nicolas Sarkozy on his great quads.

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The President smiled down upon His Eminence and sighed, "Ratzi, you're doing a heck of a job."

Posted by: KarenUhOh on June 13, 2008 2:52 PM

Yeah but he also called the Pope by the wrong name, which - the last time I did that - resulted in me getting booted out of bed.

Posted by: jolie on June 13, 2008 3:05 PM

Maybe he got downgraded to Cardinal when we weren't paying attention...

Posted by: Mujokan on June 13, 2008 3:57 PM

Oh, come on. Can't a man appreciate another man's chisled physique without being labeled gay?

Posted by: teambooberry on June 13, 2008 9:53 PM

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