Terrible news from The Sun: "SUPERMODEL Naomi Campbell IS going bald, a pal confirmed this week. The fiery 38-year-old—this week charged over an alleged air-rage bust-up—started losing her hair 15 YEARS ago, the friend said. It began thinning as she kept having extensions—and she ignored warnings about losing her own hair unless she gave it a rest, it is claimed."

But it's not all gloom and doom for the celebrity beatdown dispenser:

"Millions of men and women who suffer from premature baldness or hair loss could soon be able to regain their original lustrous locks— by cloning their remaining hair in the laboratory, research suggests. The new technique, known as 'follicular cell implantation' has already shown positive results in continuing clinical trials on human beings. The work, being carried out by a British team, is being hailed as a major advance in hair restoration and is backed by a £1.9 million government grant."

Hopefully the treatment is available in the British penal system; Campbell faces six months on the inside because of her recent airport-rage incident.