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Back Next < BACK TO Fresh Intelligence Maglomania! Nothing Says "American Classic" Like Mario Lopez SIR LOIN Mario in People, Chris in The Blue Lagoon (Photo: Brian Doben/People magazine) As part of People's groundbreaking "Hot Bachelors 2008" package, inexplicable celebrity Mario Lopez is photographed in a variety of homages to "the sexiest poses in history." Hey, it's Mario recreating Burt Reynolds' classic 1972 Cosmopolitan bearskin rug picture! ("My mom is going to dig this because when that Burt Reynolds shot came out, that was her time," says Lopez, which is just damn creepy no matter what kind of spin you try to put on it.) There he is as Brad Pitt in Thelma & Louise! And look above, he's Christopher Atkins in The Blue Lagoon! Anyway, it's a fine idea, but we can't help but think that People missed a few opportunities. After all, there are plenty of iconic American images which would almost certainly be improved by the magnetic presence of Mario Lopez. So Radar took things to the next level. CLICK HERE FOR OUR GALLERY OF AMERICANA, MARIO-STYLE! (Have a shot of Mario we missed? Submit yours today! By Alex Balk 06/24/08 3:15 PM File Under: Maglomania, Mario Lopez, People, Pop Comments (4) \| Print \| E-mail \| Recommend It (6) \| Share It Like this article? Click here to buzz it up on Yahoo! Share This Article Del.icio.us Digg Facebook Reddit Stumbleupon Fark More Fresh Intelligence Back Next Study Shows: New Yorkers Are Sluts! Britney's Back, Battling Over Babies Nothing - I repeat nothing - about any of this is a fine idea, Balk. The Mario shots were bad enough, but the PS's? Utterly disturbing. Posted by: karion on June 24, 2008 3:56 PM Oh, come on, he's ADORABLE. Posted by: Balk on June 24, 2008 4:05 PM The weird thing is the People shots look more PS'd than your scary gallery of PS'd images. I think he looks a lot better with his clothes on. He is like Eva Longoria in male form. Posted by: karion on June 24, 2008 4:15 PM The photos are awesome. Posted by: rebellitor on June 26, 2008 5:09 PM Advertisement Post a comment Your comment will not be visible for about a minute. If you don't see your comment when the page reloads, do not post it again. Reload the page in a minute, and you'll see it.		Britney Opens Up, Barack Gets Ahead Diseased Economy Spreads To Charity T&A Circuit Anand Jon Accusers Not Really Helping Case An Election The Republicans Will Be Lucky To Lose Katie Holmes Sings And Dances On "Eli Stone" Why Are McCain Supporters So Angry? Magazines Feeling The Pinch Gay Cannibal: Crazy Or Not? U.S. Says Financial Markets Will Not Close Captain Caucasian And The Raging Idiots EXECUTIVE EDITOR: MANAGING EDITOR: EDITOR AT LARGE: STAFF WRITER: CONTRIBUTORS: and others Email us at: tips@radaronline.com or IM: TipRadar Full Court Press Linda Greenhouse, legendary New York Times reporter looks back on three decades chronicling the Supreme Court—including her run-ins with the journalism ethics police That '60s Show Radar's guide to discussing Mad Men properly Film School Can you tell the difference between real upcoming movies and Radar's fakes? Full Court Press Charles Kaiser on conservative pundits' love affair with Palin Full Court Press Good news and bad news for Obama, farewell to Paul Newman, and this week's winners and sinners Apocalypse John The horror, my friends, the horror Sarah Palin on Pyramid With special celebrity guest Colin Powell Gunman Kills 15 Potential Swing Voters The Onion tackles the big question Last Eggtion Hero Egg wars! Mark Wahlberg Talks To Animals It's a funny SNL clip!
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