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< BACK TO Fresh Intelligence Fox News Solves Troubling Trousers Mystery"I never knew that the Hulk's pants were purple, even though his body is green," says one of the dippy hosts of Fox and Friends. Her consciousness has been raised by this stunning investigation into the question that has plagued humanity for decades: Why do the Hulk's pants stay on, even though the rest of his clothes are torn apart in his transformation. The answer may surprise you! Unless you've already figured out that showing Hulk cock in a story aimed at children is probably bad for sales. 
Um, sorry but I'm confused. How does she not know the the Hulk's pants are purple? Does she not have eyes? Posted by: jolie on June 13, 2008 10:32 AM I'm more amused by the assumption that, because the Hulk is green, his pants should be green. Posted by: Balk on June 13, 2008 10:37 AM Also, I cannot get the phrase "Hulk cock" out of my head. It's just rattling around in there, careening into all the exclamation points that dwell between my ears and leaping back in horror as it shouts "I'M NOT GAY, GET OFF ME." So thanks for that, Balk! Posted by: jolie on June 13, 2008 11:24 AM Pants is a funny word, especially when you say it a lot. Pants. Pants. Pants. Go ahead, try it. Pants! Posted by: teambooberry on June 13, 2008 11:35 AM Advertisement I was always concerned about Clark Kent. He must have perspired an awful lot. Maybe that's why he blew his brains out. Posted by: KarenUhOh on June 13, 2008 11:51 AM same here, jolie hulk cock, hulk cock, hulk cock..... Posted by: hughharris on June 15, 2008 5:28 PM |
    
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