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Hogan Family Reminding Americans That Their Own Lives Could Be Much Worse

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"LOOK, THAT DUDE BROUGHT HIS GRANDMA!" Hogan, Hill (Photo: Getty Images)
Life of late has been rough for America's favorite dysfunctional royal family of wrestling. Young Nick Hogan is in the can on a eight-month stint for his involvement in a car accident which seriously injured a pal. Hogan patriarch Hulk was humiliated in a recent appearance on Larry King Live. (Yes, someone was humiliated by Larry King). Daughter Brooke's music career can most charitably be characterized as "on hold."

Still, there's a silver lining to every cloud. Materfamilias Linda—who decided to sever her bond to the Hulkster back in November—has found comfort in the arms of a strapping new partner, 19-year-old Charlie Hill. At nearly 30 years her junior, Hill confers upon Hogan the coveted status of Drag Queen Mother of All Cougars. But it gets better!

"I went to school with him. He was a grade under me.... Me and Nick know him well. Me and Nick are two years apart, and he was right between us (in school)," says Brooke Hogan. Brooke seems understandably squicked out by the relationship, but stands by the only mom she's got. And hey, at the very least they'll all have friends in common that they can discuss during that awkward family reunion when Nick gets out of the tank.

Nah, sorry, there's no getting around the "eww" factor here. Hopefully this whole thing is just as fake as professional wrestling. It's too unbearable to consider otherwise.

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Comments

I'm having a difficult time determining any portion of it that's NOT fake.

Posted by: KarenUhOh on June 11, 2008 1:30 PM

I like The Hogan alot and miss their show"HOGAN KNOWS BEST"I think Brooke should get on with her career,she is very talented.I hope Nick can back on track when his legal woes are behind him.He is a good kid who made bad choices.Hulk has a new show which is great.Linda is getting on with her life.She'
s a great lady.The young man in her life won't last.I hope she and Hulk get back together.

Posted by: MIKEDEB78 on June 11, 2008 2:22 PM

^ sarcasm I hope?

Posted by: rusmiester on June 11, 2008 2:48 PM

Hey, more power to him, She is HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: papi1chuloo on June 11, 2008 3:04 PM

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"Me and Nick know him well. Me and Nick are two years apart, and he was right between us (in school)," says Brooke Hogan.

I wonder if Charlie skipped English class as many times as Brooke.

Posted by: english101 on June 11, 2008 3:49 PM

they will do anything to get publicity. no way is this kid with her. Brooke would never have gotted recorded if she wasn't Hulk's kid. Nick is in trouble and that's too bad but if any other person would have done what he did they would have the same or worse consequences. As for Hulk we loved him as a wrestler but he should have left the reality tv thing alone cause he came off really lame. Bet if he was hooking up with a 19 year old hottie people wouldn't have made it such a huge deal. Good luck Hogans you need some.

Posted by: kimmie on June 11, 2008 4:57 PM

Ok so its so okay for men to date women 25 to 35 years younger but when a women does it suddenly its gross. Come on when are we going to to get rid of the double standards ! I say good for her !

Posted by: Ginafayy37 on June 11, 2008 5:39 PM

I've dated and had sex with guys 30 years above and 30 years below me. Big deal. They are numbers. If you got a hot body, you can do whatever. Personally, I like them older and more mature. Teens just aren't mature, then again, neither is Ms. Hogan or she would be a better mom. This isn't news. Teens love a hot body with big tits and a tight kitty!

Posted by: beentheredonethat on June 11, 2008 6:22 PM

Just teens? I'm pretty sure The Bible had a passage about how Methuselah, even in his declining years "could not abide to deprive himself of a tight kitty."

Posted by: Balk on June 11, 2008 10:03 PM

I think if she wants to date a 19-year old, it's nobody's business but their own. It is such a double standard....men do this all the time. Get over it, people. She obviously wasn't happy with the Hulkster and is making up for lost time. Good for her.

Posted by: pamsta on June 11, 2008 10:32 PM

nasty sumbitches!

Posted by: trugoy1970 on June 11, 2008 11:54 PM

When HULK was dating that young Chic, everyone slammed him for the fact that she looked like his daughter Brooke, and hinted that he had a thing for his own li'l girl.

WELL?!?

I think we need to point it out again. LOOK AT CHARLIE HILL'S FACE AND TELL ME HE DOESN'T LOOK A HELL-OF-A-LOT LIKE HER SON, NICK!

When a man goes for a barley legal, beautiful, well-built female, he's really just giving into the nature of males throughout time. However, when a woman goes for an immature boy, who offers nothing that women typically value in a mate, it shows a severe psychological issue. This fact, along with Linda making that freeway racing video as a middle-aged mother and getting her son into something illegal that got a kid near-killed and her son a prison-stint, shows that she's the one in this family that has caused all the damage!

Posted by: RaszewskiToo on June 12, 2008 7:18 AM

I really can't think of better revenge against a cheating spouse than dating a 19 year old. HAHA.

Posted by: amsterdammer on June 12, 2008 7:57 AM


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