• Off-camera: The tension between Hills girls Lauren and Audrina continues to grow. Lauren freaked out Tuesday when she came home to an Audrina photo shoot for OK!. Audrina says, "she thinks I'm sneaky and shady for doing this photo shoot, yet she and her team knew about it. She won't let it go." Yeah, Lauren never lets anything go.

• Let him entertain her: The recently awoken "incest dungeon girl" has asked to attend a Robbie Williams concert. Doctors worry about her mental health.

• Suspicious minds: Following the crash of his website after posting his piping hot articles of impeachment against President Bush, Dennis Kucinich cites "suspicious circumstances."

DAMN RIGHT THERE'S MORE: Scalia disses SJP; Sudoku jurors; and a kiddie divorce!

• Not sexy: You know who wasn't "Carried Away" by all the Sex and the City craziness? Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia.

• Jury duty: A three-month drugs trial in Australia that cost taxpayers nearly a million dollars has been called off after five jurors admitted to playing Sudoku to combat courtroom boredom.

• No young love: A 10-year-old child bride in Yemen has been granted a divorce from her abusive husband. And who says women have no rights?

• Silly muggles: An 800-word Harry Potter prequel by J.K. Rowling has sold at auction for $50k.

• Fishy: The British Royal Navy has admitted to conducting sonar activity in an area where dozens of dolphins were beached and died over the weekend. No word yet if Prince William was involved.