PROFILE IN COURAGE Tom's new site
Oooh, totally sane heterosexual thespian
Tom Cruise debuted his new
website today! It's meant to commemorate the 25th anniversary of his star-making turn in
Risky Business. There's a gallery of pictures and a link to a clip of his
recent Oprah appearance and even a
montage video that features snippets from all his iconic movies. Curiously, there's not a single mention of L. Ron Hubbard or Scientology or that
Matt Lauer interview or even of what wife
Katie Holmes is
up to these days. We're guessing his
lawyers and
Sumner Redstone over at
Paramount made sure of that.
Are we surprised there are no message boards or comments section? Lololol. Best thing about the site is the "music". Creepy music is creepy. But not as creepy as TC. If he really thinks a shiny new website and Oprah sucking his cock on national tv for two days is going to save his career, he's even more bat-shit crazy than I had thought.
RUN, KATIE, RUN
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