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"How Can I Stop Feeling Bad About Banging A Celeb?"

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Reality-show Machiavelli Spencer Pratt has a unique ability to get to the crux of any issue. Radar has enlisted the king of The Hills to field queries from regular folks with regular problems, just like you! Check out Spencer's print column in our May/June issue, and visit RadarOnline every Tuesday for additional wise counsel. Got a burning question? Send it to: spencer@radaronline.com

YO SPENCER! I met this guy at a bar last week who's sort of a minor celebrity. He's pretty good looking and he was nice enough, but he wasn't my usual type, and if he hadn't been famous I wouldn't have given him the time of day. I ended up going home with him and haven't seen him since. I've been feeling really bad since: I'm a star-fucker! How can I stop feeling so shallow?

Don't be hard on yourself. Sleeping with minor celebrities is a career for a lot of women in Hollywood. Next time just aim for an A-list actor who's in the spotlight.

PREVIOUSLY: "When you start making out, take a photo and threaten to put it on Facebook if he keeps lying to your friends."

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By Spencer Pratt   05/27/08 9:30 AM
File Under: Pop, Spencer Pratt, The Hills, Yo Spencer
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Are you fucking KIDDING ME!!!! Whose genius idea was it to put the biggest loser on TV to give out "relationship advice"?!? I guess it was a good plan because it will outrage enough people to check it out.

Posted by: babykat on May 27, 2008 6:34 PM

and he's not even kidding.

And that's sad, but it's still funny, though it's more seriously sad, so sad that unless the funny is found, all hope on everyone and everything is lost.

Posted by: yoko on May 28, 2008 12:22 AM

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