"SUSAN SARANDON, who appeared in three films last year and won kudos for her TV movie Bernard and Doris, is still not a contented soul. She says if John McCain gets elected, she will move to Italy or Canada. She adds, 'It's a critical time, but I have faith in the American people.'" Should the American people fail to reward that faith, expect Sarandon to choose Montreal, which will reunite her with husband Tim Robbins, who moved there after George W. Bush was elected in 2000. [Liz Smith]