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Singer/Actress Waits For No STD

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BLIND ITEM: Which prestigious actress is in good company with those who have no sexually transmitted diseases? Many eight legged freaks consider this girl with a pearl earring to be the perfect score, probably because she's got no STDs. In fact, if you look through this nanny's diaries, not one entry will mention hepatitis, except the ones that mention that hepatitis is something that's just not that into her. In fact, it's safe to say that this other Boleyn girl is completely free of STDs, and that's a fact that can't be lost in translation. Still can't tell? Okay, here's one more hint: Her name rhymes with Jarlett Scohansson.

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