• All dogs go to heaven: Daniel Edwards, the artist who brought you Britney Spears crowning on a fur rug, gives you Oprah and her dead dogs in "Memories of Sophie and Gracie: A Puppies' Memorial." The piece was inspired by the deaths of Sophie, a Cocker Spaniel who died in March, and Gracie, a Golden Labrador who met her maker last year after choking on a ball.

• Refund offer: Governor Ho-bagger Elliot Spitzer is offering refunds (or at least the opportunity to request them) to those who contributed to his 2010 campaign.

• She whore it best: Speaking of the Spitz, Ashley Alexandra Dupré was caught out and about in New York yesterday. Note the Post's well-honed reporting skills as they keep you abreast of every method of transportation Dupré used and every accessory (and its cost) she wore.

SURE, THERE'S MORE: Republicans and antidepressants; depressing military constitutions; and Sean Penn says some stuff!

• Mass marketing: The House Republicans' new theme, "The Change You Deserve," is the same song used to hawk the antidepressant Effexor. Draw your own conclusions.

• Diversions: The Myanmar junta has taken advantage of Cyclone Nargis's devastation to pass a pro-military constitution. Despite the tens of thousands dead and missing, the state radio reported 99 percent voter turnout and said that 92.4 percent voted for the constitution.

• Spicoli speaks: At the Cannes Film Festival, Sean Penn talks politics, saying "I'm certainly interested and excited by the hope that Barack Obama is inspiring," but also accusing the senator of a "phenomenally inhuman and unconstitutional" voting record. You know what's also inhuman? Abusing Madonna.

• Marital bliss?: The California Supreme Court is scheduled to rule on gay marriage today, possibly making the Golden State the second state after Massachusetts to allow gays and lesbians to marry.