• Sofa king ridiculous: Oprah sat on Tom Cruise's couch and confronted him about "The Sofa Incident" on part one of her Cruise-fest, which aired Friday. Cruise told Lady O he jumped because "you were egging me on." Part two will air today, brace yourself for more softball questions and Suri-gushing.

• Rights on: New celebrity cause alert! Human-rights public awareness videos for the U.S. Campaign for Burma are hitting the Web. The spots will be distributed on fanista.com and feature the likes of Ellen Page, Will Ferrell, and Jennifer Aniston.

• Make room for the Holy Spirit: Delmer Reed, a former parishioner of the Rev. Jeremiah Wright, tells friends that the Rev stole his wife when they sought couples counseling from him. Wright is now married to the former Mrs. Delmer Reed, Ramah.

SURE, THERE'S MORE: More on Hillary Clinton's manhood; Barbie vs. Bratz; and performance art!

• Nut sack: Ragin' Cajun James Carville tells Newsweek that if Hillary gave Obama "one of her cojones, they'd both have two."

• Three's a charm: Hillary Clinton jokes that Rush Limbaugh "has always had a crush" on her. And OxyContin. And Viagra. And King Dons.

• Doll fight: Barbie and Bratz are going to court. Barbie-maker Mattel claims it owns the copyright on the Bratz designs, saying a rogue Mattel employee spawned the Bratz and sold the doll plans to a rival company.

• Artistic integrity?: A UK performance artist spent the weekend buried in sand, but allowed himself the occasional break, saying, "I'm not David Blaine."

• Insert "iron" pun: The big summer movie thing got off to a good start, with Iron Man opening to over $100 million at the box office. Don't tell Gwyneth Paltrow's kids.

• A race to the death: Big Brown won the Kentucky Derby over the weekend. Eight Belles came in second, but had to put down after breaking two ankles after the finish line. She was the first filly to run in the race since 1999 and Hillary Clinton's pick. PETA is calling for her jockey to be suspended.