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< BACK TO Fresh Intelligence Immortalizing Oprah, Bitches
DOGGY STYLE Oprah, dead dogs (Photo: caplakesting.com) • Refund offer: Governor Ho-bagger Elliot Spitzer is offering refunds (or at least the opportunity to request them) to those who contributed to his 2010 campaign. • She whore it best: Speaking of the Spitz, Ashley Alexandra Dupré was caught out and about in New York yesterday. Note the Post's well-honed reporting skills as they keep you abreast of every method of transportation Dupré used and every accessory (and its cost) she wore. SURE, THERE'S MORE: Republicans and antidepressants; depressing military constitutions; and Sean Penn says some stuff! • Mass marketing: The House Republicans' new theme, "The Change You Deserve," is the same song used to hawk the antidepressant Effexor. Draw your own conclusions. • Diversions: The Myanmar junta has taken advantage of Cyclone Nargis's devastation to pass a pro-military constitution. Despite the tens of thousands dead and missing, the state radio reported 99 percent voter turnout and said that 92.4 percent voted for the constitution. • Spicoli speaks: At the Cannes Film Festival, Sean Penn talks politics, saying "I'm certainly interested and excited by the hope that Barack Obama is inspiring," but also accusing the senator of a "phenomenally inhuman and unconstitutional" voting record. You know what's also inhuman? Abusing Madonna. • Marital bliss?: The California Supreme Court is scheduled to rule on gay marriage today, possibly making the Golden State the second state after Massachusetts to allow gays and lesbians to marry. 
TIME TO PLAY HAUTE CRITIC! Let's spend a few minutes contemplating what scultor-cum-celebrity skewer Daniel Edwards is saying this time: Oprah's gone to the dogs? She's got canines on her mind? She's queen of the bitches? Or that she just bitchin' rules? Don't fuck with her, she'll let the dogs out? Or perhaps she's mere mad hatter's inspiration for the London opening of the movie version of Sex In The City? This is the third time that Edwards, a native of the LaPorte, Ind., where Oprah used to own a spread, has tackled the Divine O in form. He's done an Oprah death mask and the omnipotent "O" as sacred sarcophagus. "Memories of Sophie and Gracie: A Puppies' Memorial" is inspired by the Oprah press releases that announced the passing of Gracie, who choked on a ball last year, and the passing of Sophie, who died of kidney disease in March.
Not to worry, David. Crabby is sure that the dog walker who gave the offending toy to Gracie is persona non grata in Oprahland and is lucky to have knees. CrabbyGolightly.com Posted by: Crabby on May 16, 2008 6:04 AM Advertisement |
    
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