As anticipation for the big screen adaptation of Sex and the City reaches a fever pitch—tickets to the premiere are allegedly fetching an astonishing $2,500 on Craigslist (it really is the Super Bowl for women!)—heavy.com offers up this scene-by-scene recreation of the famous "Modelizer" episode, only with female body builders playing the gang of four. They drink Met-Rx protein shakes instead of pink Cosmos! Sarah Jessica Parker may be able to squat 500 lbs in this version, but some people might find that a step up.