Say buongiorno to Mara Carfagna. Signorina Carfagna is Italy's new equal opportunities minister, appointed to the cabinet by Prime Minister Sivilo Berlusconi. And? "She has also posed topless and semi-naked for photoshoots but has always underlined her family values and stressed none of the pictures were 'erotic.'" Between Carfagna and Milly D'Abbraccio, the porn star who ran in elections last month for Rome's city council, we're starting to get even more depressed about the stature of American politicians. When the hell is Shannon Elizabeth gonna run for something already?

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