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Denise Richards Affirms Reality-Show Worthiness

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COME AGAIN? Richards, Sheen, sperm (inset) (Photo: Getty Images)
Fertile ground: The Charlie Sheen-Denise Richards divorce continues to get uglier as Sheen responds to his ex-wife's denial on Larry King that she'd asked him for a sperm donation after they broke up. Sheen has forwarded an e-mail to the media that he claims Richards wrote to his new fiancée about snatching some of his man seed.

Morning glory: After its first week of publication, James Frey's great or not-so-great Bright Shiny Morning is number nine on the New York Times best-seller list.

Graduation terror: Vice President Dick Cheney left his lair and donned an unflattering cowboy hat to give the commencement address at the U.S. Coast Guard Academy, telling grads, "The war on terror is a lengthy enterprise, but it does not have to go on forever." But of course it could if it's profitable and/or politically advantageous.

SURE, THERE'S MORE: Pissy princes; another reason to stay home; and a drug so you can trust!

Getting snappy: Princes William and Harry have their knickers in knots over photos of them and their ladies taken at their cousin's wedding.

Unhappy travels: Your new boyfriend's not the only one who's going to pay for all your excess baggage.

Hang-woman: The Daily Kos has pulled down an image of Michelle Obama being lynched by Republicans. Yeah, probably a good idea.

Ew, that smell: Scientists in Switzerland are testing a nasal spray that helps people cope with social phobias.

Don't ask, don't tell: An appeals court has ruled the the military cannot "intrude upon the personal and private lives of homosexuals" unless there is a threat to troop readiness or moral. The court's decision allows an Air Force major dismissed for being gay to continue taking legal action against the military.

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Are They For Real? The Creepy Parents Who Want to Put Their Kids on TV
NO BETTER CAUTIONARY TALE EXISTS ABOUT TURNING OFFSPRING INTO MEAL TICKETS than the one who spent time in UCLA's funny farm. Poor little rich girl Brit has been raised on the adoring and leering glances of strangers since she was a tween. And we all can see how that turned out for her.

So what else to conclude about Dinah Lohan and Denise Richards' parenting skills other than "rotten" when you hear that they plan to star their children in reality TV shows? Can you spell N-A-R-C-I-S-S-I-S-T-S?

Gossips have reported that Charlie Sheen's ex-wife was foaming at the mouth over the chance to star in a reality TV vehicle with her two toddler girls, Sam and Lola. The show would highlight the single parent life in La La Land. Dad Charlie fought the plans in court but apparently even the judges in La La Land are tainted by the water and the court ruled in Denise's favor. Fast forward 20 years: Wanna bet that Sam and Lola feel so empty when the cameras aren't around that they pick up with paparazzi?

CrabbyGolightly.com

Posted by: Crabby on May 23, 2008 4:57 AM

Are They For Real? The Creepy Parents Who Want to Put Their Kids on TV
NO BETTER CAUTIONARY TALE EXISTS ABOUT TURNING OFFSPRING INTO MEAL TICKETS than the one who spent time in UCLA's funny farm. Poor little rich girl Brit has been raised on the adoring and leering glances of strangers since she was a tween. And we all can see how that turned out for her.

So what else to conclude about Dinah Lohan and Denise Richards' parenting skills other than "rotten" when you hear that they plan to star their children in reality TV shows? Can you spell N-A-R-C-I-S-S-I-S-T-S?

Gossips have reported that Charlie Sheen's ex-wife was foaming at the mouth over the chance to star in a reality TV vehicle with her two toddler girls, Sam and Lola. The show would highlight the single parent life in La La Land. Dad Charlie fought the plans in court but apparently even the judges in La La Land are tainted by the water and the court ruled in Denise's favor. Fast forward 20 years: Wanna bet that Sam and Lola feel so empty when the cameras aren't around that they pick up with paparazzi?

CrabbyGolightly.com

Posted by: Crabby on May 23, 2008 4:57 AM

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