Meet Troy Zirkle: He's a Republican candidate for Indiana's second congressional district who loves the law, the Lord, and railing against the Jews while standing in front of a giant picture of Adolf Hitler at an American Nazi celebration of the German leader's birthday.

In a news conference last Monday, Zirkle defended the appearance, arguing that he'd speak anywhere so long as he could spread his message about the evils of porn. And what about his statements concerning Jewish involvement in the pornography business?

"Most of the male porn stars were Jewish at the beginning," Zirkle explained.

Now the male porn stars are mostly black, he claimed, and the women who appear in pornographic works tend to be "young, white, Christian women."

If people think he is targeting the Jews, he said, they are misinterpreting his position. He is targeting, Zirkle said, the "porn dragon" that inspires Jews to get involved in pornography.

Jewish men are culpable for running the business end of the pornography business, he said, but young white women are guilty of starring in it.

While local Republicans have condemned Zirkle and his candidacy, the real question remains: Who are those Jews, and where can we learn more about them? Fortunately, the candidate's own website provides some answers, along with the desire to "save our Jewish brothers and sisters from this tyrant king porn dragon before we get to another world-wide pogrom after a war with Iran or some other conflict and after the Jews get blammed [sic, unless he's referring to what happened to the Jews in the Holocaust as getting "blammed," which, now that I think about it, is quite possible] again."

If not now, when?