The New York Times has corrected yesterday's Biz Day article on Topless Miley Cyrus, as Gawker notes, but the correction might need a clarification. Miley wasn't "bare-breasted," the Times states, but "wrapped in what appeared to be a bedsheet." Cue Vanity Fair fashion and style director (and noted European) Michael Roberts: "It's a duchess satin stole, Champagne, specially made." Not a bedsheet. There's a difference. Maureen Dowd could have told you all that.

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