As Miley Cyrus Bare-back-gate continues to dominate the national (and, now, international) conversation, the din can make it very difficult to come up with a measured response on your own. Vanity Fair is obviously thrilled by how things have played out, but what should you think? Luckily, you don't have to think anything! Our nation's leading celebrities are more than happy to do the heavy lifting for you ...

Heidi Montag: "I think she's a young girl in Hollywood, and she's just having fun. [She]'s exploring herself."

Spencer Pratt: "I didn't think it was that bad. Supposedly, she's wearing a top underneath. It's artistic."

Lauren Conrad: "I found it a bit silly. I thought she looked beautiful in the pictures. I didn't find it that inappropriate."

Tila Tequila, noted Internet bisexual: "I think it's hot. When I was 15, I was doing the same thing except I bared it all.... She's just showing her back."

Rosie O'Donnell: "Leave Miley Cyrus alone. Disney [is] making her apologize. Ay yi yi."

Nick Cannon: "Is she showing her achy-breaky? Hannah's got her Montana all the way out? Kids are going to be kids. I'm pretty sure it was something extremely innocent. You media people blow things out of proportion. It's too much access nowadays. I'm pretty sure every 15-year-old girl has probably done what she did, but now, just because the media can get a hold of it, it just got out there. I'm pretty sure Dolly Parton's got some old 15-year-old naked pictures too."

Joe Jonas, former tour mate: "We're good friends of hers, and we got her back and we love her to death."

Hillary Duff: "People are pushing you to do something, and if you want to do it, that's your choice, you know? It's not what I would choose to do, but if she did, then that's fine. That's her choice."

Stephen Colbert, morally outraged pundit: "I am heartsick."

Topless Miley Cyrus: "No comment."

Where are you going? There's plenty more celebrity nudity here:

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• Celebrity Sex Dolls
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