• In hindsight: Miley Cyrus apologized yesterday for some racy pics—but not the bra shots on the Web. She's "embarrassed" about some photos she took with Annie Leibovitz for the June issue of Vanity Fair, including one with her bare backed and clutching a blanket to her chest.

• Big kids table: Hills drama in D.C. not averted! Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt showed up at the White House Correspondents' Dinner in Washington, D.C. on Saturday. The happy couple sat at Fortune magazine's table, not at MSNBC's. No word yet on just how jealous Lauren Conrad felt sitting over at the comparatively pedestrian Bloomberg table.

• He's got a meal ticket to ride: Despite all his efforts toward campaign finance reform and backing legislation last year that required candidates to pay fair rates for flying on corporate jets, John McCain has conveniently found his way around the law to use his wife's jet on the cheap.

ISN'T THERE ALWAYS MORE? Prison weight loss plan, Wino's 2nd Blake, and Ashley Dupré is shopping around!

• Hungry man meal: An Arkansas prisoner who dropped from 412 lbs. to 308 lbs. while in the slammer is filing a federal lawsuit because he says he wasn't provided with enough food in jail.

• Spell test: The first Harry Potter book has been added to the UK's A-level English syllabus. Students taking the A-level exam will be quizzed on the book's plot, characters, and their understanding of Quidditch.

• Snatch shot: Like Britney before her, Amy Winehouse allegedly had an affair with a photographer in recent months. The photog's name is Blake, just like Wino's incarcerated hubby, which is probably convenient when you're stoned out of your gourd and can hardly remember the name of the dude boning you at the moment.

• In character: Gossip Girl's Leighton Meester pulled a Blair on the red carpet at the Tribeca Film Fest, getting pissy about having to deal with sooo many photogs. Life is hard young starlet, life is hard.

• Deal or no deal?: Though Spitzer girl Ashley Dupé now has the help of music manager Jerry Black (who helped emancipate Mimi), she's struggling to score a record deal.

• Who shot communism?: Lastly this beautiful Monday morning, let's take a moment to honor the 30th anniversary of TV's Dallas, which apparently helped end the Cold War.