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YO SPENCER! I'm 24 and after months of threatening, my parents finally cut me off. Do you have any suggestions on how I should budget myself so I can keep living large without going broke? Just keep up appearances. Buy knock-off designer threads, fake ice, go to expensive restaurants, and order only soup and a cranberry juice. Don't buy girls drinks unless it's a special case. Or just get a rich girlfriend. Nobody says there's anything wrong with a sugar momma if you treat her right. PREVIOUSLY: "Sadly, most guys are dicks and are looking to get laid." READ MORE • Play The Hills drinking game 
I don't get it... this IS a joke column, right? Posted by: bugmenot on April 10, 2008 5:46 AM What a loser! 24 and still mooching off his parents? Dude, it's called GET A J-O-B. I'm thinking of an insult I can't post here.... it starts with a D, ends with a G and there is an H in the middle. Free cookie to first one who guesses it right! >.> Posted by: Foxxbott on April 13, 2008 8:45 PM Advertisement |
    
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