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Hillary Clinton Shoots, Scores

The obvious joke here would be that, given the delegate tally in the race, she needs it, but whatever: Here's actual video of Hillary Clinton doing shots of Canadian whiskey with a beer chaser while campaigning in Indiana. You know what? Good for her. If we've decided to choose our president based on whom we'd rather have a beer with, why don't we at least take that to its logical conclusion and vote for the person who can slam the most and still have a briefing with the Joint Chiefs of Staff without yelling, "Woo-hoo! I'm pushin' that button, baby! Nuke it up!" (My sense is that John McCain does that sober, but it's just a guess.)

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