• Love MaSheen: Nici, the barn manager of a stable of prostitutes, tells Rolling Stone that she's booked a $20k fleet of whores for Charlie Sheen as recently as last year. The prize detail: "When Nici dropped four girls off at his penthouse, she found the actor in silk pajamas with 'C. MaSheen' embroidered over the pocket."

• Don't go changin': Mariah Carey is sporting 17-carats (estimated at $2.5 million) of pink and purple diamonds on her ring finger, and rumor has it that it's an engagement ring from Nick Cannon. Good luck, Nick.

• Wings of desire: Prince William has used his flying skills to go somewhere other than stag weekends and his girlfriend's backyard! Will took part in a secret, 30-hour visit to troops in Afghanistan over the weekend, though he wasn't allowed to take off or land the transport aircraft.

SURE, THERE'S MORE: Dissent in Murdoch's ranks?; Viagra for the whole town; and new Starbucks drinks!

• Coming out of the dark: An independent committee that was established as a condition of Rupert Murdoch's purchase of the Wall Street Journal is pissy over the recent resignation of the paper's managing editor, Marcus Brauchli.

• Long trip: Albert Hoffman, the Swiss inventor of LSD, has died of a heart attack. He was 102.

• This changes everything: Starbucks will be unveiling two new drink lines today, including smoothies made with fresh fruit and whey powder and other healthier offerings to aid sickly stock prices.

• Potency to the people: A mayor in Chile is planning to hand out free Viagra four times a month to the men in his municipality. "This is about giving our elderly population a better quality of life," says Mayor Gonzalo Navarette Munoz.

• Darkness returns: Drunken, anti-Semitic-ranting Mel Gibson is set to return to the big screen as an actor. He'll start filming Edge of Darkness, his first on-screen role in six years, this summer.