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Why Wouldn't Ashley Olsen Wear a Mask?



So many possible explanations for Ashley Olsen emerging from a club with a mask on:
• She has that Winehouse face fungus.
• She doesn't know we all use hair greasiness, stench, and degree of bag-lady clothing style to tell her apart from Mary-Kate.
• She's recently discovered the hidden meaning in Vanilla Sky.
• She's joined Scientology agitators Anonymous.

Your suggestions welcome here.

Comments

She's taking the Tom Cruise role in a remake of Eyes Wide Shut.

Posted by: doppleganger on April 7, 2008 10:17 AM

oh, yeah! another tom cruise mask moment!

Posted by: gray on April 7, 2008 10:34 AM

The mask is concretized meta. Protesting the criticism that she has nothing behind her figurative mask, her face, she actually puts on a mask to say, "yes, oh yes I do have something behind my mask, I have my face!"

Posted by: yoko on April 7, 2008 1:12 PM

Hmm Tom Cruise as Anonymous. Now wouldn't that be some shit right there?

Posted by: bgodley on April 8, 2008 4:59 AM

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